carnivoreYou know the part in scary movies where someone does something really stupid and everybody hates them for it? Well, this isn’t it, because anybody watching this film won’t give a crap.

Scientists have undergone an experiment that concerns a living, breathing carnivore; one so relentless that it would be used as a meaning of defense during warfare. Bred in a laboratory found in an isolated home (sadly called the Romero house), a scientist is unfortunately killed by this very creature, and suddenly, the monster is free to roam. Even more unfortunate, a group of four retarded teenagers decide to stay the night here, and the carnivore is there to greet them with cheap thrills and horrible acting. You can pretty much fill in the blanks from here.

Cheesy narration leads us through the focusing plot, of which a woman with an annoying voice describes everything that we don’t need to know to understand the purpose of the movie. She tells us so much about one character, and after two minutes, this very person falls dead, and is never mentioned of again until the government

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Posted on May 30, 2008

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